A couple of weeks ago my fiancee stumbled across a link on Facebook. It was a advertisement for Fixin’s Homestyle Eatery located in the Travelodge Hotel. The website was colourful and the pictures of the food looked delicious and high quality. Somewhere on the page had a listing for their different buffets. The only one that caught my eye was the chicken and rib buffet. This is how it is described on their website:
Evening Buffet – $12.95
Fridays & Saturdays, 4:00pm-8:00pm
Saturday, indulge in
“Chicken & Ribs.” Buffet features homemade Soup of the Day,
fresh salads, crisp vegetables and delicious homemade desserts
Saturday comes along and we were out and about in the Circle Drive area at supper time. We decided to try Fixin’s. Ummm, where do I even begin to review this restaurant? While dishing up at the buffet and while eating, I began to compile a list of adjectives that adequately describe the experience. My list included such words as nasty, cheap, gross, disgusting, yucky, abominable, awful, beastly, crappy, cruddy, crummy, detestable, distasteful, foul, grody, gruesome, hideous, icky, loathsome, lousy, nasty, nauseating, odious, offensive, raunchy, repugnant, repulsive, revolting, rotten, sickening, stinking, and vile. The sad part was that not one of them adequately describes how bad this place is. This place makes Saskatoon’s lousiest buffets (Smiley’s and Johnny Boys) seem incredibly appetizing.
First of all, the price of $12.99 listed on the website is not correct. The real price of the buffet is $16.99. It’s too bad we didn’t know until the end of the meal. The first warning sign should have been the lack of people eating. There were only three others in the whole restaurant. Though my gut and common sense told me to run, my fiancee and I decided to stay for some weird reason. It was ribs and chicken night, so I was somewhat interested. I was kinda looking forward for some tasty pork! I got pork, but it sure wasn’t tasty. Though the ribs were slathered in sauce, they didn’t have any seasoning or spices on them. The ribs were covered with chunks of fat that should have been trimmed off before cooking. The ribs were not smoked or grilled. They were steamed in the oven. I can tell this because the meat was flavourless and mushy. Dry baked or smoked ribs are very tender, but still keep their meaty texture. In addition to nasty meat, the BBQ sauce was bland and very low quality… it tasted like Kraft brand bottled sauce. The chicken was just plain gross. It was swimming in oil and a “BBQ sauce” that tasted like cranberry sauce. The chicken pieces were not seasoned or grilled before cooking in the oven. The chicken still had the skin on, and because it was baked in the oven in a pan of sauce, the skin was wiggly and slimy. I’m guessing that the cooks just threw raw chicken into a baking pan, poured sauce on it, and threw it into the oven. This is NOT how you make “BBQ” chicken and ribs.
Other items on the buffet included white rice, mystery yellow rice, corn bathing in a cloudy liquid, and many nasty salads. They looked like they sat out at room temperature for hours and were sopped with bottled dressings. There were pickles, pickled onions, stale cheese, and some jello-salad type substance. The desserts were ok, but they were old, stale tasting, and were NOT homemade like the website said.
I don’t want to seem like a negative nancy about Fixin’s. There is one thing they did very well. The only part of the meal I really liked was the water. It was really cold.
So if you want to eat terrible food while getting ripped off, try Fixin’s!!!